yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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