I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
