Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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