Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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