I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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