That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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