I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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