well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
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Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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