just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize