: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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