wakey wakey hands off snakey
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
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It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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