3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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