We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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