1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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