i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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