At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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