So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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