babies were throwing up all over the place
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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