Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious