dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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