Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
party gras won. party gras always wins.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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