she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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