that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
