Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Say something about gay babies.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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