But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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