my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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