whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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