You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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