i can't believe i had my finger in that
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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