Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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