i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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