How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
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He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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