Whatcha textin bout Willis?
he shaved USA in his pubs
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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