Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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