there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
