I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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