I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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