I have demons in me.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
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