she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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