Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
nutella sex= disaster
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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