I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
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My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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