He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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