OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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