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please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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