some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
why is half of my head shaved?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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