I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
So vagazzling was a success
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back