No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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