But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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