quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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