I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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