he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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